I need to do a design for a DIRECT MAIL advertisement for a celebrity of any kind.

SO- I have chosen my celeb. Evita Bezuidenhout. Haha. She is the most famous white woman in SA. She's flamboyant, outspoken, open-minded, colourfull, charismatic, patriotic and proud. She also registered a political party for the 2009 SA presidential elections. It's called EPP - Evita's Political Party.
AND, she doesn't exist.
She is actually Pieter-Dirk Uys (Pronounced: Peter-Dirk Ace), a South African satirist. He does one-man shows and has a cabaret style restaurant in Darling.

I now need to figure out what and how I should "advertise".
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